'I'm getting constant stick' over the series being over before I get there.
Sunshine, meat pies and world-famous cricket grounds - what else would an Three Lions follower possibly want?
Realistically, they'd hope for an contest for the urn in Australia where they retain a possibility to secure the famous trophy once the opening games are done.
Unfortunately, this scenario is off the table this time, though, after the hosts' dominant victory by 82 runs in Adelaide left the home side with a 3-0 lead for the fourth consecutive series on Australian grounds.
England's famous supporters' group, England's supporters' group, have a large group making the journey for the final two Tests in Sydney and Melbourne.
In addition, there are organized trips who will spend the Christmas period overseas, as well as relatives and companions embarking on a special expedition.
The Ryding Siblings
Four fans named Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie are a prime example.
Alex, Sam, Rory and Katie had their itineraries and entry credentials arranged for the Boxing Day and New Year Tests "12 months ago", dreaming of a historic English victory.
Sadly, they've observed Australia dismantle the tourists in just 11 days from their house in the north of England.
"Everyone at work has been giving me grief about it being over for the last two weeks," commented one sibling.
"The hope was that we would have the series on the line upon our arrival."
Diminishing Hope
Hope was abundant concerning a potential victory of securing a first win in 15 years for a victory down under prior to the first ball.
However, the situation is now facing the prospect of prolonging a streak without victory in the country to 19 consecutive Tests when the next match starts in the MCG on Christmas Day.
Ben Stokes' side - and their supporters - will be hoping to sidestep a dreaded 5-0 scoreline.
It was mentioned that the "thrill and enjoyment" of head coach Brendon McCullum's 'Bazball' in the past couple of seasons had "brought fresh energy to" the five-day game for English supporters.
But the Ryding siblings said they had low expectations for the fourth and fifth Tests - and all they are requesting from the players is "a bit of fight".
"All analysts alludes to it, but it all comes down to fortitude. 'This style has been become a phrase now that is just, like, impractical batting," commented another sibling.
"In a five-day Test match, you should apply yourself. Playing at deliveries 'outside the line has not been part of the coaching manuals, and that is largely because of the frontline batsmen."
The Remaining Matches
Prompted about he believed England will triumph in a Test in this contest, came the reply: "It looks like the Australians are superior currently."
"It will require multiple performers that delivers for the team and turns the game."
Even with the series lost, the group remains looking forward to the trip.
"It will be a great time nonetheless," commented Katie Ryding. "Our approach is that outlook."
"Naturally, it's disappointing we can't contest the series, but we have made a substantial financial commitment by now."
"We will make the most of spending the festive season overseas. This will be a new experience for us away from home during the festive period."
A schoolteacher, Katie is determined to make the most of the 21,000-mile round-trip as part of her seasonal break.
"As a backup plan, there's always golf to rely on," Katie concluded.